Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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