Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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