i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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