Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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