Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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