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  • 81 49
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 22, 11 at 12:58pm

    You better beat his ass with a pan or something. I'd kill someone if they did that.

  • 79 53
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 22, 11 at 12:11pm

    Whatever it is you're doing, you're doing it wrong.

  • 69 54
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 22, 11 at 12:30pm

    I bet this girl is easy… super easy

  • 73 65
    Submitted by porksword on Sep 22, 11 at 11:05am

    He is "The most interesting man in the world"!!!!

  • 62 51
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Sep 22, 11 at 3:33pm

    He just grabbed it to learn your name and now he's using it to buy the breakfast you promised him...and porn.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by firstfirst on Sep 22, 11 at 10:36am

    First

  • 28 35
    Submitted by gamestar73 on Sep 15, 12 at 3:00pm

    Clearly you didn't deliver on the sex, and hes getting some breakfast...

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Erotophobia on Sep 23, 11 at 1:20am

    I'm loving all the references to other texts on this site. Well played Internet trolls. Oh, and porkswords definatly the funniest guy on here.