I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Of course I have a pirate flag
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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