I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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