Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm always down for nudity.
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