Whod you bang
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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