remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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