Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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