If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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