I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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