I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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