He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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