what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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