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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:54pm

    Hi, Billy Mays here with "Sex With an Ugly Girl." You've tried the hotties, now try the notties! When all you need is a good lay, try "Sex With an Ugly Girl!" But WAIT! Act now and we'll also send you an 18 year supply of "Broken Condom Blues" for FREE!

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    How about the shamwow guy?

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:40pm

    Pretty fuckin harsh.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:19pm

    Way to be a downer, 2:23

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    nice billy mays reference. Chipotleaway!

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    I would love to shake the hand of the OP. sometimes girls just cant get it through their heads, we got standards too.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:24pm

    Hahaha thats fucked up

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    This chick had better be a crazy bitch, or this guy's a serious dick.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:15pm

    Well 3:19 Saw is dead too but he is still killing people

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:27pm

    billy mays can convince people to do things dead or alive. this man is magic.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:08pm

    12:54 is hilarious. 4:11 sucks

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:56pm

    Sorry 4:11, 12:54 beat you to the infomercial joke...and his was way better.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:15pm

    I think 1254 is Billy Mays

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:21pm

    i bet a pretzel could.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:59pm

    Someone just watched south park

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:59pm

    "now we can't do this all night."

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:29pm

    No Billy mays will convince you to sleep with her

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:02pm

    Hahaha 12:54. That was awesome

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:41pm

    Hey brayden santavy

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:38am

    Lol, Kansans. I can't wait to get out of this state, dude.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:28pm

    Call within the next 10 minuites and we will double the offer! That's 2 nights of regeret for the price of 1!

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 4:29am

    It's too bad that Billy mays had to try a sample of the suicide putty... Only he could convince me to do shit Like the op.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:51pm

    what a tool. and what a whore. you both deserve each other.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:58pm

    these pretzels are making my vagina wet

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:19pm

    LOL. Billy Mays can't because, well.. he's dead.. but if he WAS alive, I'm sure he could :).

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:06pm

    That is pretty harsh. You sure she was ugly enough to warrant such a put down?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:08pm

    Haha 1:51, thank you

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:52pm

    ...Well, of course he can't. He's dead.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by appleshampoo342 on May 31, 10 at 11:14pm

    4:59, great spelling on "uterus," go die, the reason people are fucked up is because of people like you. Someone should put a 5.56x51mm NATO through your head.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:59pm

    billy mays was a fucking crackhead

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:37pm

    456, agreed. The whole point of the text wasn't that Billie Mays needed to convince HER, he need to convince the OP.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:10pm

    So you all know, Vince Shlomi is the ShamWow and Slap Chop guy.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:26am

    4:59.. That's the sham wow guy.. Thanks for playing tho. Better luck next time

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:33pm

    Anyone who likes sunny in philladelphia blows dogs period

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23pm

    It will be hard for Billy Mays to convince anyone to do anything, since he's DEAD!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    maybe not billy mays, but the shamwow/slapchop guy could... definitely... Fourth! huh?

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:54pm

    Okay, I'm a girl and I usually don't find humor in jerks....but this was funny! LOL

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:36pm

    1:26 ever heard of google you stupid fuck. 4:59 is right. Coke was involved in his death. Better luck next time you fucktard know-it-all. You ruin everything thing you touch and I hope you mothers uterous rots out her god forsaken gut.