Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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