Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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