Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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