Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize