I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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