i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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