Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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