apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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