I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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