so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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