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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:29am

    HAHA, that's great!!! Personally if I was the brother I would find you and cut it off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:27am

    Wow. I hope her bro kicked your ass as you were leaving. on principle of course.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:46am

    That is cruel and disgusting! If it ever happened to me, the person who sent the text would never, EVER get me in bed again! Also, I agree with the poster above about the brother hunting him down and cutting it off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:02am

    That's low! I don't even have a sister, but you can bet if I did and I received that message, shit would go down and the OP would be hurtin'

  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:35am

    Your mother would be so proud of you.

  • 92 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:33pm

    You should send a picture of your fist and say, "This did, too."

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:41pm

    Asshooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole

  • 90 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:07pm

    Were you trying to make him hot for your cock?

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    Somebody doesn't want to get laid by her, or any of her friends. Stupid ass move.

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:26pm

    Funniest shit ever u probably didn't get laud after that did?

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:12pm

    I wanna know more.....what happened next....

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:16am

    Stay classy, Beaumont. It is proper Texas etiquette to send the pic to everyone in her phonebook. You trying to win the "sensitive guy" award?

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:22am

    Bwaaaaa ha ha ha. Op is the man, why have I never thought of this, except with one difference... cc all! F4L53

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:54pm

    Lmao, awesome, I love my region.

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:10pm

    i hope the brother was either your friend or your worst enemy my brother would cut it off and make sure you never walked again.. but hes protective

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:56pm

    I'm pretty sure you broke every man code and she has no reason to ever sleep with you again. your obviously 15

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    BAHAHA! I'm female, have a brother and i can still see this as a CLASSIC humour moment! Friggin tops!

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:48pm

    oh my god... im from the 409 area code and why am i not surprised..

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:34pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha FUCKIN CLASSIC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:04am

    You shudda sent it to her mom too

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:08pm

    if i were that brother you would be dead and dickless

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:42am

    That's some bullshit..ur a dumbass

  • 79 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:19am

    My brother would turn you into a eunuch

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:03pm

    U should of sent it to her mom

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:41pm

    If I were her brother, I would kick your ass. You'd never do that again.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:55pm

    you just wanted to show her bro yer dick. there's nothing wrong with being a BIG HOMO!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:06pm

    Haha funniest shit ever

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:04am

    OP is clearly hilarious.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:25pm

    I wood have sent it to everyone on her contacts but ur idea isn't bad either

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:17pm

    THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:44pm

    U shouldve had same text, pic of your fist all lined up. Still funny tho

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:02am

    11:17 HA i get it :)

  • 51 53
    Submitted by natio979 on Jun 8, 10 at 2:00pm

    You have no idea hoe bad I would kick your ass you had done this to me\nIt was prolly tiny anyway\nYou be a rapper\nCall yourself lil wang

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:05pm

    Awesomeness. I don't know why I've never done this before. Although, I'd send it to her dad so he really hates me.

  • 67 87
    Submitted by likeafishinvokda on Apr 20, 10 at 6:41pm

    What a wanker.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:06pm

    Haha. That's classic. Way to go man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:35pm

    Ladies, your brothers aren't really that tough and we're not actually afraid of them, but thanks for playing.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:55am

    Hahahahahahah nice man..but if I was him you would be dead by now

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:05pm

    this is so stupid. kill yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:00am

    That's the text of day. To damn funny

  • 55 73
    Submitted by bagfoot on Sep 17, 10 at 2:04am

    You're my hero

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:33pm

    If that was my sister I would have bubba violate you in your ass and take pictures

  • 54 73
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Aug 12, 10 at 7:04am

    Let's hope her brother is a pussy, or else this guy got the shit beat out of him

  • 51 67
    Submitted by naugy203 on Jul 25, 10 at 6:02am

    That is some funny fucken shit I'd do it lol

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:58pm

    Best "dick" move ever

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:57am

    If I was the brother I'd send a picture of my fist saying this is gonna fuck you up

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:30am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN :D

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:47am

    Lol...if this happened to me, my brother would probably laugh about it and then high-five the guy the next time he saw him

  • 35 52
    Submitted by jay3411 on May 18, 11 at 12:04pm

    I did the same thing when I found out I was the "other guy" to her full-time bf :) Best breakup ever!

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:43pm

    hahahahahah thats so baddddddd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:15am

    Did you clean the lint out of the tip of your dick first??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:04pm

    Haha I'm so gonna do that, cause my girlfriends brother deserves that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:02pm

    Hillarious. Nut if someone did that to my sister. I'd find them and they wouldn't having a good time.

  • 50 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:09pm

    another reason why i love texas! im going to try that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:35pm

    This is fuckin epic lol good shit