Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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