another moral hangover. fuck.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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