Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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