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  • 90 56
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 2:50pm

    Necessary blood flow has been diverted to alternate areas of the body, the mind does not have enough oxygen to properly operate.\nSounds fine to me!

  • 66 53
    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 8, 11 at 10:57pm

    i know how u feel. i hate when im taking an exam and i get wet and my panties are soaked and all i can do is sit there.

  • 62 46
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 9, 11 at 6:19am

    Yeah preppygirl. Definite man

    • 52 51
      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 11, 11 at 4:30am

      So is Luvvyboo or at least she used to be based on the pictures she sent.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 5:14pm

    it happens..try working a spoiled rich chicks party and having her friends want to "feel your gun" but you can't drink or flirt or do anything but stand guard...ugh then the ride back to the hotel she's trying to mount you with her tits out...

    • 43 45
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 8, 11 at 6:13pm

      I know exactly what yer talkin bout, brother...all too well.

      • 40 56
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 9:25pm

        oh you poor bastard...you too know the sting of forbidden career ending poon tempting you for hours...

    • 51 50
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 10:04pm

      Every girl at some point wants what she can't have. She saw you as a challenge to "break you"; winding you up to see if you'll snap!

      • 42 52
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 10:15pm

        my paycheck is more important then sex...its like a doctor doin breast checks or pelvics...you just kinda shut off for a while...then later your vin dingle in the fap and the furious..."the busta nut kept me outta handcuffs "

        • 45 38
          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 10:29pm

          ROFLMMFAO

        • 49 46
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 11:15pm

          I know the feeling, but my clients aren't jail bait; they're rich dirty old men and so NOT worth loosing my career for.

          • 45 52
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 9, 11 at 10:53am

            ya say dirty old man like it's a bad thing.

            • 47 45
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 11:37am

              Millionaires in there 70s are not my thing. My name is not Anna Nicole, I don't have daddy issues, and I have a career without needing a man to "take care of me". So yeah, it's a bad thing because those guys don't like to take "No" for an answer and I can't tell them to fuck off.

              • 49 42
                Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 9, 11 at 12:34pm

                There are eloquent and confusing ways to word every rejection :)

    • 48 45
      Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 8:05pm

      1. Why are you 'standing guard' at a party?\n2. What does this have to do with a student trying to get out of an exam?

      • 50 45
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 6:54pm

        IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MY PENIS AND YOUR INABILITY TO FOLLOW ALONG!!

  • 53 43
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 9:03pm

    I've actually used that excuse. HA!

  • 48 41
    Submitted by cireretals on Dec 9, 11 at 6:50am

    Only if you have a vagina

  • 61 68
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 8, 11 at 4:00pm

    For Spring semesters, yes.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by lunesouslesoleil on Dec 10, 11 at 2:19pm

    Montreal, ooh yeah!

  • 47 46
    Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 8:01pm

    As a professor, this is one of the few excuses that I'd be tempted to allow.

    • 47 43
      Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 8:07pm

      I should clarify that I mean allowing them to postpone the exam, not allowing them to get me to fuck them.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by skoot32 on Dec 8, 11 at 6:09pm

    Nunu, theres gotta be a point when you say fuck it, in more ways than one. Id risk my job to bang some hot rich chick if i was in your position.

    • 45 47
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 7:34pm

      you don't fuck up this kinda job over point...unless you dream of working some Walmart parking lot for 10 bucks a hour

      • 53 37
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 7:36pm

        poon* damn spellcheck

  • 49 53
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 8, 11 at 11:13pm

    I recomend you show your teacher....i did.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 8, 11 at 7:52pm

    There are girls that intentionally flirt and fuck at moments like that just fuck up your life. Better ones out there to fuck.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Dec 9, 11 at 6:25pm

    I used to get that when I was a bouncer.. only it wasn't a career I wanted to keep. but they stop trying, when you stop denying. just an fyi