Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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