all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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