I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
nutella sex= disaster
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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