I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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