This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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