let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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