i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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