Your tits are I can't wait for
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I came so hard my ears popped.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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