Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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