I'm gonna have a badass scar
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just found puke in my bra..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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