I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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