it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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