Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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