North Korea, Best Korea!
he shaved USA in his pubs
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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