The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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