Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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