ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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