If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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