He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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